It’s been scientifically proven that koozies do in fact help keep your beverage colder, for a longer period of time. Not to mention the fact that they look awesome too. But, with so many different options out there, how do you find the best koozie for the job? Here compiled a list of the 15 best beer koozies on the market, making your search a breeze.
1. Beaver Fur Koozie
Made from real beaver fur, the inside of this koozie has been lined with pink neoprene that’s sure to keep your drink cool. Each one is handmade right here in the U.S.
2. Luxury Wooden Beer Koozie
The California based team at Parlor Tailoring & Goods takes pride in their craftsmanship, and it can be seen right away with this Zebrawood koozie. Every koozie has been hit with 3 coats of waterproof, nontoxic lacquer to ensure this thing will last for many football seasons to come.
3. Thermos Stainless Stel Can Insulator
If keeping your beverage colder, longer is the end goal, then this is the be all and end all koozie for you. The folks at Thermos know a thing or two about insulating beverages, and they have applied that knowledge to a koozie that crushes the competition.
4. Bum Bag Drink Cooler
Designed to look just like the one’s your local street walker uses, but made a hell of a lot better. The Bum Bag is constructed from a waterproof and tear resistant Tyvek material with an elastic top to ensure it will fit on any can or bottle.
5. Cowhide Koozies
So beaver pelt isn’t your thing? We hear ya! Maybe you’d rather wrap your beer in a hand-stitched koozie made from genuine cow hide? The inside is lined with neoprene to help keep your booze on chill for over 30 minutes.
6. Kegzie Beer Cooler
This beverage holder was designed to look just like a tiny keg, and is made from a cold-saving foam that’s comfortable to grip.
7. Beard Koozie
Created by Philadelphia based designer Michele Lestochi, these things have been a fan favorite for quite some time, and actually won 1st place at the 2012 PBR Craft Show. Made from faux fur mated to elastic, this beard shaped koozie will definitely get the conversation started.
8. Bill Murray Koozie
Bill Murray is one of the coolest human beings alive. As if that wasn’t enough to pick one of these bad boys up, a portion of each sale is donated to Murray’s charity fund – The Murray Brothers Caddyshack Charity.
9. The Beast Giant Fist Koozie
Go beast mode on that can of beer with this giant foam constructed fist. This Hulk-sized fist is definitely not as portable as some of the other options.
10. Scorzie Score Keeping Koozie
Not only is scorekeeping a boring job when you’re playing drinking games, but more importantly you’re probably too drunk to accurately keep score to begin with. Scorzie features a a Home and Away score ring circling the koozie, and lets you keep track of the game up to 21 points. The outside is made from durable stainless steel while the inside is made from high quality foam.
11. ‘Merica F*ck Yeah Koozie
Made from neoprene rubber, this is possibly the most badass koozie on the list. It comes in America Red, folds flat for easy storage, and can even be thrown in the washing machine for easy cleaning.
12. Prescription Koozie
Not feeling so great after a rough day at the office? Seasons changing, and you feel a bit of sickness coming on? Beer is just what the doctor ordered (or Liquid Happiness as the label says). Beer makes everything better, and this koozie proves it. Sold in a set of 2, so you and a friend can feel great together.
13. Hunting Camo Beer Koozie
There’s nothing like enjoying a cold one in the great outdoors. Perfect for camping trips and hikes, this is a must have for the outdoorsman who loves to drink.
14. Red Solo Cup Koozie
The famous Red Solo Cup now does more than just hold your beer, it helps keep it cold too.
15. Basketball Leather Bottle Cooler
Crafted from high quality buffalo leather, lined with ultra soft polysuede, and hand-stitched, this is the ultimate sports fan’s koozie. It measures in at 3” in diameter and 4” tall, and while this one is shaped to look just like a basketball, there is also a baseball one available too. You can even get it monogrammed with a name, favorite team, or special message.